Television Personalities - My Dark Places (Domino)
UK release date: 27 February 2006
track listing
1. Special Chair
2. All The Young Children
3. Sick Again
4. Ex Girlfriend Club
5. Dream The Sweetest Dreams
6. Velvet Underground
7. My Dark Places
8. I'm Not Your Typical Boy
9. You Kept Me Waiting Too Long
10. They'll Have To Catch Us First
11. She Can Stop Traffic
12. Tell Me About It
13. Knock It All Down
14. I Hope You're Happy Now
15. No More I Hate Yous
16. There's No Beautiful Way To Say Goodbye
In an episode of The Simpsons, Homer is pronounced a genius by the
artistic community as his botched attempt to build a barbecue is hailed as a
piece of "outsider art". "It is art that could be done by a mental patient,
or a hillbilly or a chimpanzee," the art dealer explains. "Hey!" says Homer.
"In high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient,
hillbilly or chimpanzee!".
Dan Treacy, also known as Nicholas Parsons, leader of The Television
Personalities, is perhaps the greatest living example of an outsider artist
in the music world. He disappeared eight years ago, and was presumed dead by
many of his fans (although not by the police who'd put him in prison off the
Dorset coast). He has returned to record this collection of songs that he
wrote while incarcerated.
Rather like Homer's barbecue/sculpture mishap, the difficulty with
outsider art is telling whether it's actually any good, or just the
ramblings of someone disconnected from society. This is where assessing the
cultural contribution of Treacy, or wannabe Treacys such as Pete
Doherty, gets a bit tricky. Do we like them because they're a bit mad or
because they have a genuine talent for expressing the hopes and fears of
their generation? The jury may still be out on Doherty, but Treacy
does at least seem intent on being honest and direct, rather than
(ironically) a television personality.
Sometimes this honesty can be unpleasant, if not unlistenable. The single
All The Young Children On Crack would be a depressing thought if it were
true, and against a fragmented, improvised backing track it feels as if
Treacy really believes what he is saying. For the listener, the snatches of
acoustic guitar are a blessed relief from the relentless, monotonic drum
beat and disturbing faux-infant backing vocal.
The other slightly perturbing factor is the deliberate leaving in of bad
performances. This is what makes "My Dark Places" so striking. Who would
ever think of putting out a record nowadays where the band can clearly not
keep time (aside, that is, from The White Stripes)? This makes the
record grab the attention, and means you have to listen to, rather than
simply hear, it.
And listening certainly has its rewards. The gentle piano
ballads I'm Not Your Typical Boy and Tell Me About It wear their badly
played hearts on their sleeves to great effect. Equally, there is a ring of
joy around the carnivalesque They'll Have To Catch Us First which is
captivating.
So is the out-of-tune singing, bad playing and making-it-up-as-he-goes
along lyrical style art? Pop art, maybe. Television Personalities fans will
be overjoyed with this collection of new songs. Newcomers will wonder how
music like this ever got recorded, but bored of Mike Skinner, might
rejoice in its working-class accented good humour and honesty. Others may
find its affected, one-take-and-that'll-do-yer attitude too punk for their
ears. Me? I think it's possibly one of the most exciting records of
2006.