A remake of a 1970s horror movie is quite simply the last thing we need
right now and there little about a retread of The Hills Have Eyes causes anything
but a groan.
But the original film did manage to be coolly subversive and
its original director Wes Craven is producing this time. It's also directed
by talented French helmer Alexandre Aja who made an impressive debut with
Switchblade Romance. Must keep an open mind, must keep an open
mind.
The Carter family, along with their daughter's husband, are traveling
across country and making a slight detour to see the great American
Southwest. But after an ill-advised shortcut they find themselves in trouble
as a carefully plotted trap results in a crash. Alone in the middle of
nowhere, their car troubles are the least of their problems. There's
something in the hills.
This something as we are told by a gruesome yet ineffective prologue are
people genetically ruined by nuclear testing. So cue the make-up artist
having a field day, creating randomly repulsive people all with various
physical abnormalities. The film is surprisingly slow with its build-up,
usually a plus point in a horror film, but the clichéd family
dynamics and minimal tension make it a hard slog.
The attacks start with a hugely effective sequence.
The creatures inflict a torturous death on one of the members in front of
the family as a distraction for another attack on the youngest daughter. There's a
truly uncomfortable and shocking gang rape scene which ends in bloodshed,
that results in two more members brutally murdered. After this scene though the film
finds it hard to know what to do. One of its strangest ideas is to have the
family dog become a character in itself, helping to bring down the
villains.
But the creatures themselves are
never scary. Grunting and stumbling around, they resemble villains in a
poorly budgeted kids movie. As the film shifts into a conventional search
and rescue melodrama there is no amount of blood and guts that can hide the
sinking feeling that we know exactly what territory we are in and the chance
of any surprises is slim to say the least.
The cast are uniformly average. All are vaguely recognisable actors, yet
after the film has wrapped you'll struggle to remember any of their names.
Aja is a confident director and keeps the action coming thick and fast, but
he shows little of the promise that made his debut so thrilling. It seems to be another
case of a European director being transported to Hollywood but leaving their
talent at home. The Hills Have Eyes is not the worst of the
recent influx of horror movies, but it does little to make it stand out. A
last minute twist also suggests a sequel is on the way. Somebody stop
them.