
The aural welfare of music reviewers probably isn't your first
concern, even if you are a music-lover, and we wouldn't be mischievous
enough to suggest that it ought to be.
But a relatively recent tendency for
record companies small and large to fit the review copies we use with aggressive
anti-piracy measures is not only making our lives hell, it has broader
implications for the industry as well.
By aggressive, we really do mean aggressive. Not to the level that
a massive boxing glove springs forth from the jewel case to smack lest
you even think of piracy; but certainly a step-up from puddling around
with spending too much money on silly and flawed encryption
technology. In what seems like a fit of pique, certain companies have
resorted to smearing 'aural spoliers' across review copies.
Whomadewho's latest, The Plot, has, for example, a lovely
lady interjecting "It's Gomma Records. Don't share, baby" throughout. We've
named the spoiler voice from last year's Hot Chip album Made In The Dark
'Dalek', as it sputters "THIS. IS. THE. PROPERTY. OF. EMI. RECORDS"
across the eagerly awaited music. Most disappointing of all is Drag
City's decision to reproduce an air-horn, of all things, across the
starting and end seconds of each and every track of Bill
Callahan's Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle.
So what, you say? Well, besides the insulting lack of faith in our
professional integrity, there are practical issues. With the Callahan
release for example, the reviewer was in the position of knowing that
they were about to get a massive dose of air-horn in their ears, just
not when exactly. It's a little bit like knowing you are about to
receive an electric shock - it makes concentrating on anything but
wary anticipation difficult, to say the least.
Professionalism saw the Callahan release get the three stars it
deserved, but, understandably not eager to undergo the process again,
musicOMH took the matter up with Drag City's UK PR. The response? "The label say if people
won't review (it) like this then (best) not to bother". The PR,
tasked with delivering this immense piece of arrogance, seemed on the
point of despair. This seemed more than
a little sad.
What's truly disappointing is that it's not the usual suspects.
You almost expect the big bad majors to indulge in this stuff, though mercifully we've not had the Hot Chip experience repeated. That the
minors and so-called 'indies', like Gomma and Drag City, are getting
their hands muddy with this sort of carry-on is another story
altogether. While the smaller labels are likely harder hit by piracy,
you also expect them to be altogether smarter in the way they handle
the impact of the internet on music sales.
Here's the core issue: while a little revenue might be saved by
these measures, it won't stop leaks. Nor does it take into account the
fact that, put bluntly, it has the potential to piss off early
adopters and tastemakers. How much
revenue do you lose as a minor/indie label if you don't have these
people on side? How much again if reviewers take you up on the offer
to simply not review your product? Drag City seem to think they are
taking the cost-effective option, but it sounds like deeply faulty
logic to us.
It all goes to show that the music industry, from the majors to the
indies, is still not coping with the changes brought about by the
internet, almost two decades on. The popular analysis goes that they
are busy with ever more ridiculous anti-piracy measures, forever
trying to seal Pandora's box - quite literally in the case of the
enterprising internet radio site of the same name that actually, wait
for it, committed the heinous crime of introducing people to music
that they might like and linking them to Amazon and iTunes for
purchase.
Indeed, it could be suggested at the very mention of the 'I' word
that record executives froth at the mouth and become purely
unreasonable. Is it an inability to understand the technology involved
and its practical applications? Or, more woeful still, a downright
refusal to?
What the issue of 'aural spoilers' highlights, in particular, is
that the industry hasn't adapted well at all to the audience having a
voice. The marketing model prior to the internet focused heavily on
transmission - sending a message out to a blank-faced public. Sure,
there were focus groups and the like, but that was always an
artificial construct.
Now, the receivers also transmit - and they are original and
critical transmitters as well. They find music they love and share
their enthusiasm with others. They criticise what they don't like, and
other people listen.
And in the face of this the music industry
persists with the idea that the 'great unwashed' can get fucked and
listen to what they are told to listen to. They should be encouraging
the new networks; supporting them; nourishing them; using them to
develop loyal and, above all, paying fans.
It's a farce, really. The music industry has a gift that no other
industry on the planet has: thousands, if not millions, of people
willing to talk about the product, for free, and at length, out of a
genuine passion for music.
Audio spoilers just
go to show how woefully poor the industry is at recognising that
gift. Yes, in a society where information flows freely, piracy will
always be a factor. By all means, record companies should make
contingencies - just not by shooting out at the people who can help
them gain extra revenue. One day we will look back and laugh... at
them. We really will.
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