System Of A Down + The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster
@ MEN Arena, Manchester, 14 June 2005
Both System Of A Down and The Eighties Matchbox B-Line
Disaster have divided listeners with their most recent output - both
have, in fact, faced a bit of slagging off from us at musicOMH. I have
to disagree with my esteemed colleagues here though.
I think The Royal
Society is one of the defining rock albums of last year (with no small
thanks to the input of the Master of Reality, Chris Goss), but that's
nothing compared to the love I've got for SOAD's latest
half-a-double-album, Mezmerize - already one of the finest rock albums since Faith No
More's Angel Dust, and that's with the other half (Hypnotize) yet
to come. So it will come as no surprise that I entered the MEN arena
with high hopes for both acts - and I left hugely disappointed by one and
utterly in love with the other. So who soared and who left us bored?
Come now, as if there's any doubt...
Anyone who's seen System Of A Down live knows they can do
little wrong, so let's make a quick B-Line for the Disaster that preceded
it. For all their dark club cool and 21st century Birthday Party
style chic, Brighton lads The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster
are completely dwarfed by playing in an arena. Vocalist Guy McKnight's
Nick Cave drawl was indistinguishable, lost in a fug of poor
acoustics.
Only three recognisable tracks from The Royal Society were
heard, with many of the best ones notably absent. You wouldn't notice,
though, due to being distracted from the muddy sludge of noise by some of
the most misguided stage lighting in history. Spotlights swung around
the stage in time to the music pointing at the back, then across to the
audience, as though an extension of a naff disco set from Maplins. They
shone everywhere except on the band, who may as well not have been
there, and each song had its own combination of 2 silly colours (white and
tangerine for Mister Mental, anyone?). I was gutted. They were crap.
On to System Of A Down however, and the moment Daron
Malakian's shadow was projected onto the stage curtain, the strains of Soldier
Side drifting through the arena, it was always going to change for the
better. Bang! - stage curtain falls, we're into BYOB, and the crowd
goes instantly electric. Revenga follows. Lead singer Serj Tankian is
running around the stage, a mischievous imp on heat that between songs
looks alarmingly like Ronnie James Dio from a distance, whilst a
great acoustic intro to Cigaro emphasises just how soulful Daron's
voice can be too, even when he is singing about the size of his cock. The
crowd at the front have to be advised to move back for their own safety
- they're going crazy.
Although they start off as though they're going straight through
Mezmerize, this is actually a night dominated by the older stuff with
almost the entirety of Toxicity getting an airing. During a blistering Chop
Suey a lone lighter is held aloft amongst the glowing mobile phones
taking pictures - the message gets across as by Lost in Hollywood we've
got a proper lighter display going. Bounce has the so-called-seating
areas literally shaking to the pogo, and somewhere through Needles an
enthusiastic dancer behind us trips and tumbles forward, screaming 'Pull the
tapeworm out of your ass!'. Excellent.
The lighting isn't shit like before, in fact it's dazzlingly
effective and yes, we could see the band. Prison Song starts with Serj in a
giant cone of white light, as though entering a giant cell through a
single skylight before absolutely exploding. There isn't an encore, which
is odd, but it's a long set that closes triumphantly with Sugar, a
slowed down, vocodered intro giving us all the chance to sing about those
kombucha mushroom people to our hearts content before System Of A
Down leave the stage, and leave us breathless. Fantastic.