Okay now, plug in your ironic, lopsided smile. Astonishingly, David Hasselhoff, he of Baywatch and Knight Rider kitsch fame, has been a successful pop star. In Germany. Now the bubble-haired wannabe lothario plans to conquer the UK charts too - by taking Jump In My Car to number one.
While we ponder on what we did to deserve such singling out, it's worth remembering that stranger things have happened. The Hoff has performed on the Berlin Wall. The Hoff considers himself a sex symbol. The Hoff has demonstrated that it is possible to make an entire career out of being "ironic". He thinks. What do you think? Would you jump in his car, or jump on his head? Make your mind up with the video, below...

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