by Tim Lee
Christmas is coming. The geese are getting fat. Thank you to The Daily Mail for pointing that out for us. Geese, white is definitely not…
by Tim Lee
Tracks, tracks, glorious tracks. Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood. Although, just to clarify, should your blood be warmer than normal, or should...
by Tim Lee
Oh, The Righteous Brothers were so wrong. Time doesn’t go by so slowly. Time speeds past with the velocity of a scalded cat on a...
by Tim Lee
As we bid farewell to another US Election campaign, with Obama back in the White House and Mitt Romney wandering back to Massachusetts with a...
by Tim Lee
Well, that lovely feel-good glow we had during the Olympics soon disappeared didn’t it? Switching on the news these days is likely to plunge you...
by Tim Lee
This weeks tracks column, with Holy Ghost!, Christopher Owens and Jedward amongst those desperate for attention. TRACK OF THE WEEK: Holy Ghost! – It Gets...
by Tim Lee
Let us just hope that Girls Aloud never form a demolition firm. “Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four… What? Oh. Really? Shit. Hmmm. Threetwoonego”....
by Tim Lee
October. It’s that time of year when the beer halls of Germany are invaded by large men with questionable taste in Lederhosen, drinking heroic quantities...
by Tim Lee
It’s all gone a bit gloomy, hasn’t it? There’s no Olympics to cheer any more, the skies have turned grey and cold, Saturday nights have...
by Tim Lee
Is the knowing better than the not knowing? Or is the not knowing better because you don’t know what you don’t know and therefore you...
by Tim Lee
This week Muse turn down their ridiculous (to 10.5), Charlotte Church decides she wants to be Kate Bush and David Byrne shakes his ass in...
by Tim Lee
Things like this make us sad. If Andy Warhol was right and everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, imagine if your 900 seconds are mostly...
by Tim Lee
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Unless you’re talking about Jessie J. So the, uh, ‘break’ this column took last week (due to some unfortunate...
by Tim Lee
Now that we’re all in total agreement that the Olympics is a good thing (except Morrissey, naturally), we assume that everyone will be keen on...
by Tim Lee
You know all-you-can-eat buffets? Well, the trick with them is not to fill up with the cheap stuff. Maximize the value of your expenditure by...
by Tim Lee
Welcome, dear denizen, to a special edition of the Tracks column that is in no way affiliated with the L****n O******s. We’ve cajoled the week’s...
by Tim Lee
When over the weekend we heard a fragment of a headline that said someone had pulled the plug on Paul McCartney, we assumed that Heather...
