Some time back Kelis wrote a song about
milkshake, remember? Well, I actually think that was alright considering the
lunacy of it, and even more so when you compare it to this.
From what I can gather from listening to My Humps, it's
about lovely lady humps and how they are used to get expensive gifts from
men. There is all sorts of, well, basically crap raps about humps and bumps
and ice (diamonds, I know that one) and then some ludicrous stuff about coco
pops and milk. Fergie then moves to a club and talks about touching her
humps and lumps. If this sounds rubbish, it is. What they were thinking when
they wrote these raps down, I have no idea.
Rhyming drunk with lump and bump, oh God stop me now.
Please. I have to say though, the stuff about coco pops and milk really did
make me laugh out loud, and some nice production makes you glad it's not a
live recording. So I guess it's not all bad.