The Frog is back for more and he's still crazy. Popcorn is a cover of the 1972 hit by Hot Butter. It's a large slice of Euro cheese with added frogs. Records like this tend to haunt the chart in mid-September when the summer tan has started to peel and people are desperate for something to remind them of those drunken nights in foreign night clubs.

I am not really the best judge of this kind of thing, so I played it to my three-year-old son. He loves the Crazy Frog and smiles whenever he comes on TV. I pressed play and he laughed, he danced in that odd way that children do.

He jabbered along with the frog and then got bored about halfway through and wandered off to find his Star Wars sticker book. See - it's too much even for a toddler to stand. I hope he forgives me when he's 13.