W*at an en*rm*us pi*e of f*ck*ng c*ap. Hey, those asterisk are useful after all. Because after a while you run out of ways to express despair. Hatred. Horror. Your words, your vitriolic spite lacks the desired impact. Perhaps a change of language would help. Maybe Spanish: esto es una canción diabólica. A Francais? Quel énorme morceau de merde.
However you say it Crash & Burn is depressing. Nietzsche said that 'God is dead' and listening to The*Ga*Ga*s, you'd have to agree. Because if there was any sort of benevolent greater being who spent his time caring for his children then there is no way crap like this would be in existence.
The guitars are loud but with no right to be, the lyrics are so banal that while listening it’s difficult to fight the urge to eat your own fist, and the who thing is so mouth-droppingly dumb that during playback you can feel your wits dulling, your forehead becoming more prominent and your knuckles beginning to drag on the floor. Music, therefore, for people in leather trousers who claim that evolution is just a big lie.