Well, you get a talking point, that's what. The vaguely Arabesque drone of this song is mildly infectious, if not quite as cool as it could be. To be fair to Flick from Neighbours, now known as the curvaceous cover girl Holly Valance, the fault certainly doesn't lie with her sub-Kylie vocal style.

It's just that the song flaps its wings in expectation of flight - only to find it's a dodo. And you know what happened to those.