Last Stop Chinatown - Soldiers Of Fortune (Woodhill)
UK release date: 22 May 2006
In 2006, a cack musical unit was sent to prison by a court for a crime against music they most certainly did commit. With any luck these men won't escape from a maximum security stockade to the Northampton underground. Today, not really wanted by anyone at all, they survive as the shower block gimps.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, best keep quiet - this lot don't seem to do original ideas.
You'll never guess what Last Stop Chinatown have done. They've taken the main riff from the A-Team, given it a metal working over and coupled it with some poorly paced, badly written lyrics. Brilliant!!
The end result is Soldiers of Fortune - the kind of 'hilarious song' that probably seemed like a good idea at the time. Although it could be argued that if had you been smoking skunk all weekend, while eating nothing but Ketamine and washing the whole lot down with banana daiquiris, you'd still probably stop short of actually writing this kind of song. A misplaced peanut can trigger four hours of uncontrollable laughter after that kind of session, an attempt at humour using the A-Team theme as a basis is more likely to cause nothing but derision.
Execrable doesn't quite sum this up. I need a banana daiquiri...
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