That, however, is the boast of Milk Inc, whose new single Walk On Water is essentially a slice of disposable Euro-pap dressed up with some pulsating dancefloor rhythms and some of the worst lyrics you'll hear this side of an Oasis album.

Of course this about dance rather than lyrical philosophy, but all this single has got going for it is a catchy chorus, but even that soon palls once you've waded through three uninspired remixes. Bet it'll be big in Belgium though.