Liam: "'Ere. Our kid. What the fook is that?"
Noel: "That's the new single from Shack, I've just signed them."
Liam: "Yer what!? Signed 'em? What'd'ya mean you've fookin' signed 'em? Who'd'ya think you are, fookin' Stuart Pearce?"
Noel: "To my record label, Sour Mash."
Liam: "Sour fookin' Mash? I thought you'd given up on that shite. What was the name of that fookin' band you 'ad?"
Noel: "Proud Mary?"
Liam: "Aye, that's them, fookin' shite they were. Fookin' lot of them. Load o'shite.".
Liam: "So what's these like? Better than that last lot?"
Noel: "Well, they're from Liverpool..."
Liam: "Liverpool? Fookin' right, fookin' John Lennon was from Liverpool."
Noel: "Well, exactly. They sound a lot like The La's, you know, kind of easy going, blissful like?"
Liam: "That sounds like alright like. You gonna play it or do I have to give you a fooking slap?"
Liam: "Fook me. That sounds dated."
Noel: "No, you muppet. Listen to the trumpets, and the melodies, it's typical Shack."
Liam: "Typical? It's fookin' boring, our kid. It's got no spark, yaknowwhatimean? They ain't mad for it at all. You'd be better off with that other lot. "
Noel:"Shut it you. Or I'll knock yer fookin' teeth out again."
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