Being the good investigative journalist that I am, I thought I would
take a peek at Shena's official website to learn more about this character and
her new song Electrosexual. The site boasts that with "no fewer than 17 hits
to her credit... her biog reads like something out of a movie". Whatever that
means. But a cursory glance at these hits reveals... not very much.
Hardly any of them,Michael Gray's The Weekend excepted, will be recognizable to
all but the most seasoned clubber, though Shena does have the honour of contributing vocals to former Manchester United striker Andy
Cole's debut (and, to date, only, praise the Lord) single Outstanding,
littering Woolworths bargain bins across the nation, methinks.
Electrosexual, though, is boring stuff. It's dance music by numbers,
featuring Shena moaning 'feel me' over a dull, monotonous beat, the odd
keyboard flourish and not much else. It's hardly challenging stuff, and
even within its own genre its rather lame.
That said, it'll probably be huge.