Imagine the sound of two space hoppers, off their large bouncy body-heads on ecstasy, having unprotected sex while a demented relationship counsellor shouts encouragement over the top of them. And that this is a good thing.
Managed that? Now, set it all to an electronic beat Paul Oakenfold might have accidentally discarded on a forgotten night somewhere around the tail end of the 80s, which was then picked up, fiddled with and left in the back of a taxi by Go Kart Mozart and you're halfway to the aural experience of Shy Child.
Halfway through, there's a brief respite from the squelching with a manic kazoo bridge, then a drum roll takes you back for round two and it all begins again.
Noise Won't Stop is the title track from the forthcoming album of the same name and can it please, please all sound like this? Because this New York keyboard-and-drums duo ARE the future of music.
Klaxons eat your hearts out.