Well, I could be standing on my soap-box and I might possibly be buoyed by his jungle antics and his newly-found tabloid-fodder status but the little man with the big pecs has penned a rather catchy little pop tune.

It's just a shame that he didn't take his lead from Pop Idol and its policy of rushing out the "winner's" single within mere days of the programme end. He'd have raked it in, much better than re-releasing the dreadful Material Girl. And no, I am not a fully paid-up member of the Peter Andre fan club - honest! This one's for a wry smile when its on the radio, not for buying, not at all - come this time next year you'll be thanking me for that advice.