As you'd expect from GLC, the lyrics are the usual daft, expletive ridden stuff about a woman "with a gammy eye" who beats up policemen and, charmingly, "shows bouncers her minge". It's all set to another remarkably catchy melody, with a huge guitar riff that recalls none other than The Darkness.

As per usual with Goldie Lookin' Chain, there's the nagging suspicion that all this will date quickly and in a couple of years this could well sit on your shelves unlistened to. But for now, revel in the glorious silliness that the Newport crew specialise in.