Live Reviews

Luke Haines & The Auteurs @ LSO St Luke’s, London

31 July 2003


Black Box Recorder lynchpin Luke Haines has just released Das Capital,an album of his old Auteurs and Baader Meinhof songs re-recorded with astring section. Now was London’s chance to see what the collective coulddo with old – and new – material in a spacious church.

Gone were theoriginal Auteurs on the grounds of “diminished musical responsibility,”the programme stated. A keyboardist, drummer and bassist joined Hainesand eight strings players on stage – and it was easily big enough to fit a full-scale orchestra on. St Luke’s is like that – on the outside it’s a quaint old church, but on the inside it’s a maze of rooms, lifts, stairs and a vast auditorium decked out with wood, steel, cloth and anything else but what you’d expect seeing it on the outside.

Proceedings began with piped classical music – Land Of Hope And Glory was played at least twice – and a video of nearly-hitLenny Valentino mimed by a pretend band. A typically perverse start to the gig saw Haines, resplendent in a creamsuit and white shoes, take to the stage late – and tell us he was worthwaiting for. But of course.

This first of two sets maintained Das Capital’sAuteurs-plus-strings format. Starstruck, Lenny Valentino and BaaderMeinhof were standouts, but the genteel format left a dearth of oomph.

Every track had to be counted in by the drummer, and for the first fewsongs it seemed only Haines’ confident (arrogant?) stage presence held the 12musicians together. Of course, his cult following were here to see StLuke, regardless of who was playing with him – for The Auteurs wasalways first and foremost his band, and every one of the songs played tonight would be from his pen.

Some of the slower and more intricate old songs in the new formatgained depth – Junk Shop Clothes, How Could I Be Wrong and Show Girlparticularly. And there was even time for new tracks Satan Wants Me (Not You) and TheMitford Sisters, both of which failed to suggest any deviation from Haines’ trademark sneering vocal style or penchant for writing instantly memorable chorus lines.

After a break and a trek to the crypt bar, fans returned to find thestrings gone – Haines cranked up his guitar and the pace shifted upseveral gears. Mogadishu, Buddha and Your Gang Our Gang upped the ante, and anencore of The Oliver Twist Manifesto set the beatbox going totoe-tappingly good effect.

Black Box Recorder one month and The Auteursthe next, this rendering showed Haines as a maverick songwriter with awarped sense of humour, no matter which musical arrangements adorn hissongs. Long may he continue to beguile us.


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